Unquestionable presents: signatures edition

It's almost the end of the year and I've rediscovered my motivation to post. It helps that I'm not as busy/drunk as I have been the past few weeks. Actually that's not entirely true; I'm a little bit drunk right now.

However, behaviour such as this is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for the festive season. I may not believe in the birth of Jesus, but I do believe that consuming food and drink in vast quantities is the best way to combat winter. I'm also a great advocate of PRESENTS.

Sadly, these aren't presents for me.

As much as I'd like to find these babies under the tree: they're all destined for homes other than mine. Which makes me awful sad - but all this record selling might someday make J rich. At which point, I'll confess my undying love, he can buy me a house and we'll all live happily ever after. Swings and roundabouts.

If anyone wants any of these...let me know. There's some more coming up, although if they take me as long these ones to getting around to photographing...you'll hear about them sometime in August.

Watch this fucking space

Right folks, my UNRETIREMENT is coming very soon, so you'd better hold onto your afterburners 'cause there's some good stuff in the works.

Pasanen syndrome

Proving the theory that I can't stick to anything for very long, I am announcing my retirement from the world of blogging, due to lack of motivation and interest.

Not a lack of interest in metal, that still remains my favourite thing evaaaaaaaaa...just lack of interest in sitting at the computer really. I may or may not un-retire at some point; I don't think anyone really cares.

Metal Wars

M: MH† - LOL looks like a post about machine head (from the title)

J: that or metal hammer :)

M: yeah, with that stupid cross and everything :) it's like their sword they have now (dunno, they never used to have it that i remember, but they always have the defending the faith sword logo on the header now)

J: who do, machine head :?

M: nah, metal hammer.


J: i've never noticed - i like their old logo whereas it looks like a band :D
the only faith metal hammer preach is that of the one against my metal law :D ;)

M: :O a war breaks out!

J: a metal war!
that'd be awesome!

M: we'd never win :( we are too few in number :((

J: yeah, there's too many metalfags that like fag stuff.
rob darken can lead the first battalion :[

M: he'd be ace to lead us in!

J: basically, any obscure BM band... and Abbath ;)

M: flag of the legions:

I heart Vince

J: i think i've just found the two best bands ever. you decide!
http://www.metal-archives.com/search.php?string=metal+wolf&type=band

M: i looked at the picture for the 2nd one first - WOLVZ attracted me and i thought nothing could get funnier than that logo with that picture........and then i looked at the first one!!!! that dude with the motley crue sweater or whatever that is is AMAZING

J: yeah, he's the metal overlord :D i LOVE 'taches in metal - fuck beards, i hate them, unless it's on el duce, or me in later years
you can't get more of a Metal name then Metal Wolf... unless you are Metal Law, but not the ML that there is now :)

M: are you going to grow a beard :? :O

metal wolf, he's like the animal god of metal :D

also: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/VTG-black-MOTLEY-CRUE-SWEAT-SHIRT-dr-feelgood-shirt-M_W0QQitemZ300352477198QQcmdZViewItemQQptZVintage_Men_s_Clothing?hash=item45ee67180e&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 omg want it so much. i'll bedazzle "I heart vince" on the back

J: > are you going to grow a beard

when my hair finally all leaves this mortal place and i gain bear weight, yes. i will them take over from my master el duce left :D
that top is cool :- only a day left :O

M: i am so bidding on it. i know i'm saving for hellfest but that is iron maiden :D
plus i can bedazzle it, which i'll so do, so people don't think i'm a hipster. how can you not appreciate someone who takes the time and care to write "i heart vince neil" in RHINESTONES?!

J: hey now, i thought you loved tommy lee ;O

University of Reading

M: NIRVANA: 'Live At Reading' Trailer Available

J: i feel blessed that i was there for not only the most ground breaking nirvana gig, but also the number 1 in kerrang's top 100 gigs of all time....

M: i know, now that that it's been validated as the most amazing by kerrang, i bet you just treasure the memories all the more

J: hell yeah!

M: XO