Saturday Porn Slot

Hot damn!

Now I'm not a massive fan of Guns N' Roses, in fact: I'm not really a fan at all. They never seemed to be a pin-up band either. I always knew Axl Rose had been purportedly hot in his heyday, but I'm only 24 and I know him as the ginger guy with the cornrows that got pissed off at Download 2006.

So I didn't pay them a second thought. Until I saw this picture:

If I had a time machine, I would so get naked with that man.

I'm not a fan of the whole top hat thing, but even here, you wouldn't say no:

J says Slash looks like a mutant. So I tell you now: certain members of the X-Men are also incredibly hot. I am down with that.