No Presents for Christmas - A Winter's Tale

Inspired some weeks ago by this post, I hit on THE BEST IDEA EVER* for J's winter present.

And now, seeing as we've already opened this year's gifts (I got this!!), J said it was okay to share my genius with you. Yes, all four of you. May the bravery of the characters and the brilliance of their deeds warm your heart on this shortest of days.

(Sorry about the crappy pictures - you'll prolly have to click on the images to make them big enough to read duh)

*I'm aware that, in reality, this story makes no sense whatsoever. But neither does this. So there.

Metal Wars

M: MH† - LOL looks like a post about machine head (from the title)

J: that or metal hammer :)

M: yeah, with that stupid cross and everything :) it's like their sword they have now (dunno, they never used to have it that i remember, but they always have the defending the faith sword logo on the header now)

J: who do, machine head :?

M: nah, metal hammer.


J: i've never noticed - i like their old logo whereas it looks like a band :D
the only faith metal hammer preach is that of the one against my metal law :D ;)

M: :O a war breaks out!

J: a metal war!
that'd be awesome!

M: we'd never win :( we are too few in number :((

J: yeah, there's too many metalfags that like fag stuff.
rob darken can lead the first battalion :[

M: he'd be ace to lead us in!

J: basically, any obscure BM band... and Abbath ;)

M: flag of the legions: