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After...not very many weeks at all of this feature, I'll admit that it's getting harder and harder to fill. I guess it's like my friend P said: if people can play and they're really hot, they just join the regular music industry and make a shitload of cash. Metal is often the music for outsiders, for the ones that never fit in - not the beautful people.

However there's hope for us all yet. I still have a few hotties up my sleeve...

This one's another that's hot and can play. True, he's in a shit band now, but the Sepultura that recorded Arise fucking ruled. And I'm not alone in thinking Andreas Rudolph Kisser not only has a hilarious name, but is hot:

The ladies just can't keep away.

Look at him go!

He's my very favourite beardy Brazilian (ha!) and was mighty fine back in the day.

Also, props to him for playing in this band:

Had Gary Holt stayed with the band...I dunno, I don't think you can get better than Jason Newsted, Gary Holt and Andreas Kisser being in one band!!!

Now to be fair, in their time, Sepultura was a pretty hot group overall...

...but when you think about what Max and Igor have somehow turned into...you'll see why it's Andreas that gets this spot today:

There are no words.

In Battle Creek

M: Battle Of Mice - Call It A Day - wtf kind of band name is that?

J: it's LAME name!
like that liquid funeral, it's called lack of inspiration. all the cool band names are gone - this makes life hard, but not stupid like these gaywads

M: liquid graveyard.
you just have to think a bit harder. battle of mice? i mean really, that just conjours up images of mice having a battle, which isn't very metal. maybe they were trying to be literary, but of mice and men isn't exactly hardcore

J: IN BATTLE CREEK!

M: in battle creek is a better album title than band name i reckon :)

J: sounds like a good tribute album to jason once he dies

M: don't speak of such things :O
that will be my tribute album to jason while he's alive and can come visit me to thank me for the honour :D

J: that's if he has time, what with echobrain and voivod :)

M: hey! it's hardly like he's been busy recently

J: he's resting and enjoying his metallicash

M: and his integrity :D

JASON NEWSTED Interviewed On 101.5 KFLY's 'The Edge'; Audio Available

M: JASON NEWSTED Interviewed On 101.5 KFLY's 'The Edge'; Audio Available - jaaaaaaasuuuuhhhhhhhhhnnn!!!!!

J: have you seen where he was born - it's as awesome as that Warrior Square place!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Newsted

M: battle creek :D st leonard's warrior square :D thats because jason is a soldier of metal, a casualty from the metallica wars. i salute you, jason newsted!!! you have beautiful hair, you had an awesome undercut and you can headbang to virtually any song out there *heart heart heart*

J: jason should just change is name to "metal"... or "constipated face" ;)

M: hey!! thats just the intensity required to BE jason newsted. jason "metal" newsted :D

J: it's really concentration - concentrating on the metal :)

M: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erPnyi90cIc :D ffw to 5:04 - see jason s l o w l y headbanging :D

J: :D during mama said on jules holland he did similar.... jason's like a
dog - whereas a dog need to go for a run daily, he needs to bang the
head that bangs!!