How does it feel to be part of the picture

(emails sent 7th April 2011 - pics will probably change at some point, so the links may not make sense forever...)

J: slayer looking awesome :D

M: omg yeah, check out all the hair XD

J: nuclear assault have an old pic too :D

M: back to their roots ;)

J: literally XD

M: yeah :DDD

J: anthrax might consider doing the same, since they love having their pic changed :)

M: they do XD might want to get in on the hair action too :)

Unquestionable presents: signatures edition

It's almost the end of the year and I've rediscovered my motivation to post. It helps that I'm not as busy/drunk as I have been the past few weeks. Actually that's not entirely true; I'm a little bit drunk right now.

However, behaviour such as this is ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE for the festive season. I may not believe in the birth of Jesus, but I do believe that consuming food and drink in vast quantities is the best way to combat winter. I'm also a great advocate of PRESENTS.

Sadly, these aren't presents for me.

As much as I'd like to find these babies under the tree: they're all destined for homes other than mine. Which makes me awful sad - but all this record selling might someday make J rich. At which point, I'll confess my undying love, he can buy me a house and we'll all live happily ever after. Swings and roundabouts.

If anyone wants any of these...let me know. There's some more coming up, although if they take me as long these ones to getting around to photographing...you'll hear about them sometime in August.

Time machines are for the pursuit of thrash

(Originally sent 6th march 2008)

M: wish we had nights like that here

J: If we did it'd be full of cunts :) there's a vid on youtube of some dudes dancing to nuclear assault at rock city, i think, from 89. It's pretty cool :)

M: i wish we had a time machine :D*

J: so do i. I'd go and see gg :) :) :)

M: no, thrash! times machines are for the pursuit of thrash!!!

i might get that tattooed somewhere :D

J: I'd rather go back and save el duce. Real man's music

M: nooooooooo its all about thrash

J: You'll be wanting an armless denim jacket next

M: umm no.

*This was before we had even heard of Metal Inquisition** or their time machine. But I'm pretty sure that considering the state of music today, there's a lot of us out there who've dreamt about developing a time machine simply to go and see awesome gigs to hang out at L'amour or with the Old Bridge Militia or whatever...

**I'd provide a kindly link but their stupid site killed the browser window. Also, you all fucking know who they are; they don't need my help (or want it, I imagine)